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thekingslover:

(prompt: Cas accidentally rick-rolls Dean; college!AU)

"Wait, Dean," Cas says. He’s been acting weird all night, making Dean sit in the living room, listening to some terrible soft rock station. "It should be coming on soon."

"I still don’t understand what we’re waiting for," Dean says. He’s needed another beer for the past hour, but Cas won’t let him up from the couch, grabbing his shoulder each time he goes to sit up. Yeah, okay, so maybe Dean has tried to stand a few extra times just to feel Cas’s hand on him.

Dean’s had a crush on his roommate since freshman year; it’s not exactly a secret - at least to everyone who isn’t Castiel. He hasn’t had the guts to tell Cas just yet, but he’s getting there.

"Just another minute," Cas says. "I’m sure it will be the next one."

Cas has been saying that all night.

But this time, he’s actually right.

"Our next song is a dedication," says the DJ. “‘To Dean, this song puts into words everything I wish I could say. From Cas.’" Dean’s heart hammers in his chest. Could it be? Could Cas like him back?

But then the DJ laughs. “I think someone is having a little fun. Don’t take it too hard, Dean!”

Cas frowns. “What does he mean by that?”

Dean’s stomach drops the minute the familiar beat of the song kicks off.

We’re no strangers to love…

"Oh my God," Dean says.

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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

(Source: kwanghale)

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samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

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samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics, via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

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meekasa:

Sometimes I have really fucked up thoughts like

What if I’m the only actual living thing with free will and everything around me is just fake

What if I’m in some kind of video game like dimension where I’m the only human being and everyone else is some type of controlled robot

What if nothing is actually real

What if this is all a hallucination and other people don’t actually exist

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

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